Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Dress For Success: The Tale of Two Secret Agents

This is the account of two secret agents, one called 72 and the other, simply 003.

These two agents were normal girls living normal lives... well, almost.... until they met each other and discovered they had something in common.
They were both spies.
Not just ordinary spies, but Top Secret Agents.
Pretty cool, huh?

But that's not the end of the story.
Nope.
These agents were both extremely dedicated to their occupations. They were immensely serious people, never laughed at jokes, invariably had solemn conversations and never, ever, ever posed for the camera. That my friends, was part of their position.

This
is
them.


As you can see, they took their positions very seriously. 


  
These two agents were on a mission.
A mission to change the world.
Exactly how they were going to do this, even they didn't know.
But they never wasted a minute finding out.
Not even when they found a camera. Although at times it was a struggle, they learned to discipline themselves and push the camera away.



They figured that, in order to be taken seriously, you had to look serious and dress seriously.


*Ahem*

 

 No, really.


They were always conscious of what was happening in the world around them...


... Though at times, they lacked a little.. motivation.



And that, my friends, is not the end of the story. No,  no! It is just the very beginning.

It is, however, the end of the photos.


AGENT 72 AND 003 ARE CURRENTLY ON A TOP SECRET MISSION. 
CONSEQUENTLY, THEY WERE UNABLE TO COMPLETE THIS RATHER EXTRAORDINARY PHOTO SHOOT.
YOU HAVE OUR SINCERE APOLOGIES.