Interviews: Agent 72

Goot evenin' lazies and gentle-zpies! Zis evening we have an interziew wiz ze marzelous.... ze wonderfullezt... ze co-founzer of 'ESF'...  ze one and only...  *zrum roll*... Azent 72!! 


Who or what, inspired you to become a spy?  Why, 'twas spies themselves, old sock! :D

Who was the first secret agent you ever met? Hmm. that's a difficult question, but I must say it was probably Tintin-  I've known that splendid chap for ages!

What is your name? Your REAL name?  Ah!  That is what, in your own words "muz nezer, ezer be revealed!"  Howezer-er, however, I will tell you this: secret it is indeed, hmmm!

Do you have a favourite book? I read too many books to have only ONE favorite, though one of the best I've read was Spies and How to Be One by Captain the Hon. Algernon Lacey*. I also love The Lord of the Rings and, of course, Biggles.  

If you were to be in a movie with a famous actor/actress, who would it be? The people from Sherwood pictures (Courageous etc.), or The Avengers, coz they are awesome.

[Thor] "Loki is my brother, and he is of Asgard."

[Black Widow] "He killed 80 people in two days."

[Thor] "...he's adopted."

[Audience] Quick!  Stop 'er before she starts on the Princess Bride!

Do you like cupcakes?  Rather! (That is, providing the icing is fluffy).

Do you want to eat cupcakes? Me like sugar.

What are your top three tips for successful spying? 1) Be discreet.  Meld in with the crowd.  Don't walk around dressed in black with a mask on- you're asking for questions.  It's also important to change not only how you look, but how you act.  If your enemies know you to be quiet, be loud and start chatting to them.  2)  Have a trustworthy companion 3) Don't eat to much cheese.  It isn't good for the constitution.  Instead, eat chocolate - it will help you on your journey.

Just how awesome are you? (On a scale of 1=10) Oh, I'd say eleven.  I mean, you can go beyond certain levels of so called "awesomeness" to get to a stage often called "angelic" "wonderful" "divinely good" etc. etc...  Of course, I don't give myself this rating: this is the rating of my peers.  Being humble, I don't pay any attention, but one must be honest, eh?

Have you read my book, "Humility: How I achieved it"? O yes.  Quite a splendid effort.  Of course, I didn't need to read it-- my humility is already far beyond usual human limitations, but I did enjoy seeing how YOU, dear girl, achieved your high rate of humility.

-ZA EZND-

* some could say that this book does not exist because Algy does not exist, but they are deluded.  

Dress For Success: The Tale of Two Secret Agents

This is the account of two secret agents, one called 72 and the other, simply 003.

These two agents were normal girls living normal lives... well, almost.... until they met each other and discovered they had something in common.

They were both spies.

Not just ordinary spies, but Top Secret Agents.

Pretty cool, huh?

But that's not the end of the story.

Nope.

These agents were both extremely dedicated to their occupations. They were immensely serious people, never laughed at jokes, invariably had solemn conversations and never, ever, ever posed for the camera. That my friends, was part of their position.

This

is

them.

As you can see, they took their positions very seriously. 

  

These two agents were on a mission.

A mission to change the world.

Exactly how they were going to do this, even they didn't know.

But they never wasted a minute finding out.

Not even when they found a camera. Although at times it was a struggle, they learned to discipline themselves and push the camera away.

They figured that, in order to be taken seriously, you had to look serious and dress seriously.

*Ahem*

 

 No, really.

They were always conscious of what was happening in the world around them...

... Though at times, they lacked a little.. motivation.

And that, my friends, is not the end of the story. No,  no! It is just the very beginning.

It is, however, the end of the photos.

AGENT 72 AND 003 ARE CURRENTLY ON A TOP SECRET MISSION. 

CONSEQUENTLY, THEY WERE UNABLE TO COMPLETE THIS RATHER EXTRAORDINARY PHOTO SHOOT.

YOU HAVE OUR SINCERE APOLOGIES.